pictures! and some.. ahem. haha..
haha....let's take a look at some pictures today. (well, now lah)
(:
^ the book amanda did for me. yeah, i was busy
^ mom and the monster jello! =)
^ heh heh! she's gonna eat it! =D i love my mom's smile. she's just so pretty.
^ after many scoops of jello... she gave up. hah! HALF A BOWL! =P
^ my spunkin' new zenmicro. ;) we got it for $250. dirt cheap, or so they say.
^ the little bouquet of flowers I made for my grandma before they took her to the crematorium for cremation and all the rites. one of the flower heads got cut off and was hanging pitiously to the side. haha. i was amused by it, but the rest thought i was off my rocker and being stupid. haa.
^ for security reasons, my thumbprint was erased out. i think.
bottom line is, appreciate that stupid scar terra gave me. ;)
sooo, yes.
pictures given to you for your viewing pleasure. hahahahas...
hope you like those!
cheers!
and then here comes the *ahem* part.. haha!
look at what jon made me read.. haha..
Coming soon: the mp3 breast implant
Here's an appealing thought: an mp3 breast implant which will allow surgically-enhanced girls to store and play back their entire music collections from their 36DD assets.
We kid you not. According to UK tabloid the Sun - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it's got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.
Accordingly, he's proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.
Likewise, God alone knows how you select tracks, but breasts do come equipped with a pleasing alternative to the iPod's selector wheel. We can imagine the scenario:
Girlfriend: "Oi, what the bloody hell are you doing?"
Boyfriend: "Hold on, I'm just scrolling down to Stairway to Heaven."
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*Oh, OK then - Ian Pearson said "flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist". We prefer our solutions, naturally.
haha. you decide. ;)
i think i like my boobs just fine. i don't need mp3's IN or ON them. haha.
posted by anj @ 20:37
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