oh my god. this is RIDICULOUS!
can't help but do another post for today..Mood: in disbelief..
My god... i can't believe it.. scientists ACTUALLY came up with a MATHEMATICAL formula for the perfect joke!
In the papers today, it stated that the equation was:
"
x = (fl + no)
p
and that takes into account the length of the build-up, the comedic value of the punchline and the groan-inducing qualities of puns.
The jokes are valued on a sliding scale from 0 to 200, with 200 being the funniest.
A value is determined by mulitplying the funniness of the punchline (f) by length of build-up(l) and adding that to the amount someone falls over(n) to the power of (o) -- the "Ouch" factor of pain or embarrassment. It is all then divided by the number of puns, which reduce laughter."
After reading that, I'm like 'What the fuck are these people PLAYING at?!?!' I mean, NOW you want to even EQUATE a JOKE?!?! How pathetic can these people get? That's completely stupid! ugh! That's utter rubbish you know?
It's all about the funny bones! I mean, if you put einstien up on stage to tell a joke... even if it's the best punchline with no puns, hell, he won't even pull it off!
Jeez!!!
This whole joke on having a mathematical formula for a joke... it's not funny.
whoever came up with the formula... like jezz said "he is THE joke." get it?
You're the funny one now..
I'm gonna have the last laugh at you.
posted by anj @ 18:04
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